Sisters

. Real ones score big on the groove-o-meter.
. Impostors will be fricasseed.

Swingaway alternative

At our house, we open cans.
We have to open many cans.
And that is why we have a Zans.
A Zans for cans is very good.
Have you a Zans for cans?
You should.
- Dr. Seuss

Swingaway Can Opener

Here's one that came to me today.

Max Headroom

Max Headroom

s-s-s-say no more.