Sisters

. Real ones score big on the groove-o-meter.
. Impostors will be fricasseed.

Swingaway alternative

At our house, we open cans.
We have to open many cans.
And that is why we have a Zans.
A Zans for cans is very good.
Have you a Zans for cans?
You should.
- Dr. Seuss

Swingaway Can Opener

Here's one that came to me today.

Max Headroom

Max Headroom

s-s-s-say no more.

Domain Names

I bought myself a Christmas present: a domain name.

http://wegroovypeople.com/

Ok, it's not a full-growed hosted site, but there will come a day... stay tuned, groovy people.

Cogswell Cogs or Spacely Sprockets?

Rockola 1493 Princess (1962). Gotta be at least 6 Buddy Holly selections on this thing.

Twister

Spin the spinner and call the shot.
Twister ties you up in a knot...

Wizzo the Magician

With the Oil of Zanzibar, I can change everything.

1967 Chevy Malibu

Was there ever a groovier car than the 1967 Malibu?

Ernest P. Worrell

Ernest was great, yuh know what uh mean?

Lily's Edith Ann

Lily Tomlin is groovy. Her characters are the basis of many current comedic works. One of my favorites is Edith Ann.

Olde style elections

Like the ones where you had to actually vote on election day instead of whenever you felt like it.

Trolls

Ugly Dolls got nothing on this groovy friend of ours from waaaay back. They only wish they'd thought of him first! (Well, ok, we groovy people do kinda like OX and Puglee....)

Penmanship

Penmanship is really a low-priority item in today's schools. Pity. Nice handwriting is really groovy.

Steve Martin

Comic genius, and groovy, groovy guy. Could not ask for more hilarity out of one brain. We groovy people love Steve Martin. And his stand up work. And his SNL appearances. And his movies ("The Jerk" et al). And his book Cruel Shoes.

Pink Graphing Calculators

We groovy people have been informed by a most reliable source that girls who use PINK TI-84's get better Algebra grades than those who use black ones. Boys who use pink ones do not get better grades - they just get beat up.

Fondue!

Oh, yum! Pass the strawberries and let's enjoy this groovy retro-sensation!

Ernestine

We don't care.
We don't have to.
We're the phone company.

Tiny Tim

Tiptoe through the window, by the window that is where I'll be,
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Ohhhh!!

Tiptoe from the garden, by the garden of a willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray, we'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray, we'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

The Unknown Comic

Can't you see Chuck Barris doing his happy dance on the Gong Show? I'm gonna play my herb tea bag...

Here's the comic on Youtube

Tom Terrific

What a groovy little guy! And so is his faithful sidekick Mighty Manfred, the Wonder Dog.

Joe Cool

Now who does this remind you of?

Antique Service Station Clocks

Like you'd see at a Sinclair station, or a Buick garage.

Gumby

The cool little green guy definitely scores on the Groove-O-Meter.

Blue or Annie? Let's vote!

Cool Blue or Annie Greensprings? Vote early; vote often!

Louie the Lightning Bug

Watch out, Little Buddy, and listen to me; you gotta play it safe around electricity.

Louie on Youtube

and here's the Christmas Louie

chef hat

Mikey thinks that a chef's toque is pretty groovy. We groovy people agree.

The Scrambler

The 47 year old carnival ride. Still the best 75 cents you can spend downtown.

59th Street Bridge Song

You know, Simon and Garfunkel:

Slow down, you move too fast, you've got to make the morning last
Just kickin' down the cobble-stones, lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy

Feeling groovy

Hello lamp-post, what's cha knowing, I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't cha got no rhymes for me, do-it-do-do, feelin' groovy

Feeling groovy

I've got no deeds to do, no promises to keep
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Let the morning time drop all its petals on me

Life I love you, all is groovy

Erector sets

For the budding engineers...

Mr. Natural

Go on truckin...

PF Flyers

PF Flyers - help you run faster, and jump higher.
They also give you a groove factor that is equaled only by Earth shoes.

Peter Max

Surely one of the grooviest artists of our generation.

Princess Rotary Phones

How often do you see a handheld with a rotary dial nowadays? I miss these groovy phones.

Christine McIntyre

yeah.

Records

Records are groovy. Get it?

School desk...

...with a pencil groove!

Man, can you feel the groove going on?

This girl

Here is a very talented girl beat boxing. Won the school's talent show. Incredible talent, and incredibly groovy.

Mary Engelbreit

Mary E.'s art is cute, fun, and hey, what else? Groovy!

Clara Peller

Where's the beef? I don't think there's anybody back there.

Sound off!

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Grover

"I, lovable furry old Grover... [am really groovy]..."
Not going to spoil the ending in case you haven't finished reading this book.
Share it with your groovy children. Don't forget to do the squeaky-voice sound effects.

Peter Tork

Peter Tork

Very groovy, even after all these years.

Baby Milo

TOMMY THE SHOUTER likes Baby Milo.
We groovy people think Baby Milo is groovy.

Evening in Paris

Aunt Judy's Attic sells Evening in Paris, for those who miss the grooviness of this 1929 popular fragrance...

Quiescently frozen treats

Ice cream bars, fudge bars, cones, popsicles... groovy, tasty, and fun!

Fruity Drinks

This is Iwayan. Eli and I love Iwayan. He's a groovy dude who serves us healthy snacks - fruit! Fruit is such a healthy snack, and that Iwayan is so good to look out for our health.