[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?Woman: What?Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?Woman: Who is it?Voice: [pause] Flowers.Woman: Flowers for whom?Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?Voice: [pause] Candygram.Woman: Candygram, my foot. Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.Voice: I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door][Jaws attack music is playing.]
hahaha, good one aunt tessy!
The lager isn't that good, but the logo sure is!
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